Remember Phil Hartman’s classic Saturday Night Live routine, “Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer” —
One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozenwastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he wasdiscovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to lawschool and became… Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
We can’t summarize the skit any better than wikipedia:
The running gag was that [Hartman] would speak in a highly articulateand smoothly self-assured manner to a jury or an audience about howthings in the modern world supposedly “frighten and confuse” him. Hewould then list several things that confounded him about modern life orthe natural world, such as: “When I see a solar eclipse, like the one Iwent to last year in Hawaii, I think ‘Oh no! Is the moon eating thesun?’ I don’t know. Because I’m a caveman — that’s the way I think.”This pronouncement
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